Wednesday, October 12, 2005

NEW FROM SOUTH OF THE BORDER, DEUX

9:17 a.m.

LADIES...

We are stupid, silly creatures and something needs to be done about it.

*replaces ice pack on crotch*


I made my next appointment for two months from now.

13 comments:

annie said...

i remember about three or so days after we first met, probably the same day you said "it's jane" to me in that creepy voice from the toilet-stall next door, when we were at that bar in the mariott, and for some reason you, me and kory were discussing this topic. i seem to recall advising against it. of course i remember very little about that evening. kind of like how i remember very little about that month....

Anonymous said...

I don't believe you . . . let's see it.

I mean the ice pack you pervs.

Mike Weasel said...

Well today *is* International Moment of Frustration Scream Day...

Higgy said...

"ice pack on crotch" - I just cringed at that thought. Funnily enough, I didn't cringe at the thought of you getting waxed - but the ice on the crotch will do it for me....

Anonymous said...

Molly Sue - ROFLOL...pause..breath..Girlfriend,did childbirth teach you NOTHING!@!!!!!!!

Mad Scientist said...

Punky I am certain Polly will get massaged in Vegas!

PollyME said...

Ouch.

I just had to get the Brazilian...

Anonymous said...

Way to go, Polly! You're an inspiration to me - I've been thinking about doing it myself - er, not doing it TO myself, you know what I mean....

Anonymous said...

Polly, I hope you'll be recovered in time to ride that mechanical bull Friday night!

Anonymous said...

And you're going for a repeat?!?

Anonymous said...

Polly, I can promise you that if you need a refill on the ice Higgy, Mike and I will be happy to be of service.

No need to thank us.

DonnaJo said...

A few years back, I used to play on a co-ed softball team. I got to the game and our second baseman (Pam) was sitting on the bench, holding an icebag in her crotch. And looking pale and NOT happy. Yup, a waxing victim. She told me she was BRUISED.

Ain't no freaking way.

And those I know who keep doing it insist that hurts less each time it's done.

That statement in and of itself would keep me from doing it.

And, *sniff*, sorry I can't go and meet you guys.

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

well ... it's good for anyone who is spending a fair amount of time down there, I suppose.