Monday, February 20, 2006

2/20/06

12:21 p.m.

Hey there, bloglit! Just a quick note to let you know I'm still alive. I know I've been neglecting you. I just sent LHM back home to Cali. He's jsut a really big distraction.

Ahem.

Anyway, I'm on call at the ME's office every night this week, so I should have some pretty good stories for you.

One funny thing:

I sent Pippie up to do an interview on Monday and she ended up getting caught in a blizzard. She was on the freeway and traffic was at a stand-still for hours. I got a call from her at about noon informing me she wasn't there yet and she had to pee really bad.

"Do you have a bucket?"

"No."

"Sheesh, girl! Have I taught you nothing? What about a Burger King cup or something?"

"Hey! I DO have a Burger King cup!" She said excitedly.

"Just be careful not to spill. Trust me on this."

I hung up the phone feeling a little jealous that I wasn't stuck in a blizzard peeing in a cup among voyeuristic truckers.

I'm weird that way.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Molly Sue Says....I knew there was a reason I liked you girl. Now what would your family say?!

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

If she could use a Coke bottle she'd have a career in show business.

Polly P.I. said...

I used a Mt. Dew bottle once.

But it turned out rather badly.

Jeff Meyerson said...

Peeing Pippie - the new Barbie!

Higgy said...

See, now you have dirt on Pippie! Blackmail works both ways...

Of course, it's no picture of you dressed like a hooker, but still...

Austin said...

I can see where that would be something one would miss doing!

Are we going to see a Pippie PI blog sometime? Not that we would trade in our favorite PI, but we feel neglected.

P Dawg and I wanna know when you're coming back to MN!

jane said...

this is why i couldn't do your job.... i would miss and there would be piss all over the place.

Tamara said...

"this is why i couldn't do your job.... i would miss and there would be piss all over the place."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Pippie here:) Wow, yeah I love being the topic of conversation, but how and where and why I have to pee in a Burger King cup (not McDonald's) ... yeah, I don't know that you all needed to know that ... not so much. It doesn't work for blackmail since Boss Polly does the same (even misses it). Boss lady is sending me to MN soon though ... so nice in the winter and all.
P.S. I could so do it in a coke bottle, I know me that well. I don't think it's talent though, just too much "me" time. HAHA J/K

motw said...

Well, Pippie's name does have a lot of Ps in it - Pippie Pee, I.
*ducks*
Polly, you are such a dang tease. Write more soon to us, please!
sfitsch number 2 fit

Kafaleni said...

Pippie.. I agree. BK. NOT Mickey D's. Why would you go there if you didn't have to? Under what circumstances would you have to?

Anonymous said...

I have a question, what do u do with the cup whn ur done?

or with the bucket whn ur done
how do u keep the bucket upright?

Bangi

P.S--Polly--SMOOCH

Anonymous said...

Pippie here ... I dump it outside the car and then stick napkins in the rest to make sure no drippage occurs, then put it in a plastic bag. However, healthy urine is sterile, it just stinks sometimes. But, I keep Lysol and that gel alcohol hand stuff close at all times.
I have upgraded to the bucket, with a lid. I haven't had the chance to use it yet ... but I'll tell you how it worked out for me soon.

Anonymous said...

http://www.cabelas.com/products/Cpod0014250.jsp

jane said...

holy wow - that's so technologically advanced.....

where is Polly???

tvgirl13 said...

Polly where have you gone?

Austin said...

Polly come back to us! We miss you!

Vaughn said...

If she was alive, she probably isn't anymore... :(

-Timilee

Tamara said...

Polly's alive, just busy.

--Unofficial PollyPI Spokesperson

Kafaleni said...

*knocks on the door of Pollywood*

*delivers flowers, Godivas and hunky cabana boys with a fully stocked drinks bar*

Enjoy & come back soon, Polly.. you are missed!

motw said...

{{{ Polly }}}