Cap'n Bob!!!!! You Rock! I'll send you the ears from my chocolate bunny when I finally find it.
BUT I STILL NEED YOUR HELP!
It was a bed. The people who use a bed the most remember it the least...because they're sleeping! Of course, I argued with LHM that beds aren't just for sleeping anymore...
The clue from under the bed was: We run all day just to get back where we started. Just two good friends who are constantly parted. That one was easy, too. It was behind the clock on LHM's wall. The hands of a clock run all day and are constantly parted.
The clue behind the clock was: Sit up. Lie down. Sit up. Lie down. Where I'm broken, the next clue is found. This one took me a minute or ten, but I figured out it was the futon in LHM's office...which is broken. Good thing he gets to sleep on it and not me.
The next clue has me stuck again. And I have less than 24 hours before Easter.
Here it is: I never thought you were dirty until I met your two friends. Now everytime I see them, they use me and leave me that much dirtier.
I know...I keep telling LHM I don't have friends like that anymore.