9:28 a.m.
This morning I got a call from Pippie. As I'd mentioned before, she's working cases for me on occasion as well as being a coworker at the MEO. She's currently on a surveillance north of here and was checking in.
"So, Polly, I found your blog this morning."
Silence. Oh, fudge.
"That picture of you is hot."
More silence. "I...how did you find my blog?"
"Well, hell, girl. I'm a detective!"
Damn. That's true, you are. "Um...you understand... Please don't tell anybody at the office!"
"Aw, don't worry about it. Your secret's safe with me...for now. But you better go in quick and change all the mean things you said about me or I might change my mind."
"I never said anything mean about you! I just talked about when you stuck the giant Hershey's Kiss in your sweater and pretended it was an accessory nipple."
"Huh. You realize that you're mine, now. I own you. Which reminds me...there's this really nice watch I found at the Outlet Mall the other day. It would be a great gift for Pippie Day."
"You're birthday is coming up?"
"No. Pippie Day."
"Oh."
So, bloglit. I am now Pippie's slave...cabana boy...French maid...
I'm sure she won't take advantage.
14 comments:
Pippie here. Definately going to make you my French maid ... you'd look great in the outfit ... and we'll take lots of pics and post them on here.
Hey, where do you GET French maid outfit, anyway?
And I always wanted an I Dream Of Jeannie costume...
I fixed it so it so I'm not moderating anymore. That sucked and didn't work half the time, anyway.
I'd like to second the request for French Maid pictures. Also, the "slave-girl" shots would be nice. You can leave cabana-boy next to your "Crying Game" outfit. No need for that.
Good to see you, Polly! How ARE you doing?
Also - BUGGER the comment moderation!
I'm good! Sorry I've been so negligent. I just got back from vacation and it was nice to be someplace WARM.
*waves hi to Polly* :)
Remember my pledge to "take care" of anyone who bothers you. In Pippie's case, however, I'll wait until she posts the pictures of you in the French maid and harem girl outfits. If you need a source for these, check out that grand emporium Mr. Fredrick's of Hollywood.
Glad to have you back, Polly.
Pippie,
That's great -- get her to do your laundry and stuff...
OMG - Polly in a French Maids outfit..
Just the thought of it. Heart..having...trouble..thinking...
Just imagining Polly on a stakeout wearing that getup. "Why yes, Officer, this is standard 'undercover' attire".
If you get pictures, please give warning before posting, so that I can adjust my pacemaker.
Check out Electric Boutique and search for "maid" and check out the results. We'll be awaiting photos :-) Welcome back!!
You didn't *post* any pictures of her displaying a third nipple, so I don't think that warrants you being a slave, lol!
You know, you could always use aliases to protect the guilty! ;)
I guess that explains the case of postus noticusitis that this blog has been suffering.
vevrd
Ahh, remember the good old days when Polly would post something gross and disturbing daily - giving us all the heebie-jeebies and yet plenty of fodder to comment on?
*sigh*
I miss those days!
;-)
Molly Sue said....At our house we call it a "pretzle boy". Give you 3 guesses who it might be...
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