Friday, December 16, 2005

12/16/05

6:53 a.m.

I'm about to head down to the lobby for my crappy bagel breakfast. Yes. I'm back in Boston. We just had the Christmas party last night and today I get to sit through yet another day of boring meetings listening to Charlie Brown's teacher "wah wah wah wah" for several hours.

I think that I shall slit my wrists.

I'll be back to give you a full update this evening. Lots going on in the PI world.

Of note, Fish got fired for not showing up to a case that the client sent its OWN investigators out to audit.

Somebody put an orange slice down my pants in the middle of the meeting yesterday when he noticed I was falling asleep. I will have to kill him later. Luckily I know how to perform the perfect homicide...

LHM told my boss that I'm overworked and underpaid. I will have to kill him later, too.

So, anyway, now that I've planned a double murder/suicide, I guess I'll go down and get my breakfast.

11 comments:

John D. said...

A crappy bagel, eh? I'm more of a sesame seed bagel kinda guy myself. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I hope the weather in Boston is better than what we're getting over in Albany.

insomniac said...

too bad about LHM, just the other day the Mrs. was telling my chairman how I was underworked and overpaid....

rgdgz - that noise a car makes when it won't start on a cold morning

Kafaleni said...

Polly..

If you get fewer hours at higher pay, I wouldn't go killing the golden-haired goose

cjkqrvvi... complete gibberish and a Merry Christmas to you, PollY!

Jeff Meyerson said...

So when did the boss & LHM meet?

Inquiring minds want to know.

And welcome back, Polly!

Eleanor said...

Bad Fish move - sounds like he deserved to get sacked. It's never a good thing when the investigator gets investigated!

etrrivbf - frog clearing his throat.

take 2:kwnocspi - not the medical test you'd choose to have

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

I was beginning to worry about you, Polly. Welcome back.

Daqvid W said...

Someday you might grow up and stop being so self centered.

BulletBill said...

To daqvid w,

The fine lady that owns this site does a special service for her community. She does things for a living that I never want to do, not even once. She has seen things that I never even want to consider, and if she seems self-centered, so be it.

It takes a special person to do what she does and if you don't like it, begone.

BulletBill

Anonymous said...

MollySue said....Hey Daqvid w, that's family you're messin' with there bro...back off cowboy or me n' Larry'll have to kick your.........Hey Pol, good to see you back with the living dear, please email love, I need an address to send the annual x-mas card. It's a chuckler, love ya!

Polly P.I. said...

Daqvid W said...
Someday you might grow up and stop being so self centered.


Maybe, but I kinda doubt it, Daqvid W.

As LHM says, "It's not that you're self-centered, Polly. It's just that you think the world revolves around you."

motw said...

I'm kinda afraid to leave a comment, lest Polly decides to begin killing off bloglits, too ...

Daqvid W - humbug to you!