Wednesday, October 12, 2005

NEW FROM SOUTH OF THE BORDER, DEUX

9:17 a.m.

LADIES...

We are stupid, silly creatures and something needs to be done about it.

*replaces ice pack on crotch*


I made my next appointment for two months from now.

18 comments:

jane said...

i remember about three or so days after we first met, probably the same day you said "it's jane" to me in that creepy voice from the toilet-stall next door, when we were at that bar in the mariott, and for some reason you, me and kory were discussing this topic. i seem to recall advising against it. of course i remember very little about that evening. kind of like how i remember very little about that month....

Sarcasmo said...

I don't believe you . . . let's see it.

I mean the ice pack you pervs.

Tamara said...

Did you scream?

Mike Weasel said...

Well today *is* International Moment of Frustration Scream Day...

Higgy said...

"ice pack on crotch" - I just cringed at that thought. Funnily enough, I didn't cringe at the thought of you getting waxed - but the ice on the crotch will do it for me....

punky said...

Ice?

When something on my body hurts ... I like to have it massaged.

Just sayin'

Olga said...

Polly-
Ow.

Anonymous said...

Molly Sue - ROFLOL...pause..breath..Girlfriend,did childbirth teach you NOTHING!@!!!!!!!

Mad Scientist said...

Punky I am certain Polly will get massaged in Vegas!

Polly P.I. said...

Ouch.

I just had to get the Brazilian...

Eleanor said...

Way to go, Polly! You're an inspiration to me - I've been thinking about doing it myself - er, not doing it TO myself, you know what I mean....

Jeff Meyerson said...

Polly, I hope you'll be recovered in time to ride that mechanical bull Friday night!

Anonymous said...

And you're going for a repeat?!?

Jeff Meyerson said...

Polly, I can promise you that if you need a refill on the ice Higgy, Mike and I will be happy to be of service.

No need to thank us.

Slyeyes said...

A few years back, I used to play on a co-ed softball team. I got to the game and our second baseman (Pam) was sitting on the bench, holding an icebag in her crotch. And looking pale and NOT happy. Yup, a waxing victim. She told me she was BRUISED.

Ain't no freaking way.

And those I know who keep doing it insist that hurts less each time it's done.

That statement in and of itself would keep me from doing it.

And, *sniff*, sorry I can't go and meet you guys.

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!

Kafaleni said...

Step awaaaaaay from the wax. I'm serious. Just leave it there. Don't do this again. Not good. Seriously not good.

southern dweller said...

well ... it's good for anyone who is spending a fair amount of time down there, I suppose.

Kafaleni said...

If you are spending a lot of time in your own "southern region", then feel free to wax what and where you wish. I wish I was that flexible. I'd hire myself out as party entertainment.

Otherwise, I stand by my last post. Keeping things in trim is sufficient for me. I don't even like waxing my legs any more. Yes, it looks better, but it's really not worth it.