i remember about three or so days after we first met, probably the same day you said "it's jane" to me in that creepy voice from the toilet-stall next door, when we were at that bar in the mariott, and for some reason you, me and kory were discussing this topic. i seem to recall advising against it. of course i remember very little about that evening. kind of like how i remember very little about that month....
"ice pack on crotch" - I just cringed at that thought. Funnily enough, I didn't cringe at the thought of you getting waxed - but the ice on the crotch will do it for me....
A few years back, I used to play on a co-ed softball team. I got to the game and our second baseman (Pam) was sitting on the bench, holding an icebag in her crotch. And looking pale and NOT happy. Yup, a waxing victim. She told me she was BRUISED.
Ain't no freaking way.
And those I know who keep doing it insist that hurts less each time it's done.
That statement in and of itself would keep me from doing it.
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i remember about three or so days after we first met, probably the same day you said "it's jane" to me in that creepy voice from the toilet-stall next door, when we were at that bar in the mariott, and for some reason you, me and kory were discussing this topic. i seem to recall advising against it. of course i remember very little about that evening. kind of like how i remember very little about that month....
I don't believe you . . . let's see it.
I mean the ice pack you pervs.
Well today *is* International Moment of Frustration Scream Day...
"ice pack on crotch" - I just cringed at that thought. Funnily enough, I didn't cringe at the thought of you getting waxed - but the ice on the crotch will do it for me....
Molly Sue - ROFLOL...pause..breath..Girlfriend,did childbirth teach you NOTHING!@!!!!!!!
Punky I am certain Polly will get massaged in Vegas!
Ouch.
I just had to get the Brazilian...
Way to go, Polly! You're an inspiration to me - I've been thinking about doing it myself - er, not doing it TO myself, you know what I mean....
Polly, I hope you'll be recovered in time to ride that mechanical bull Friday night!
And you're going for a repeat?!?
Polly, I can promise you that if you need a refill on the ice Higgy, Mike and I will be happy to be of service.
No need to thank us.
A few years back, I used to play on a co-ed softball team. I got to the game and our second baseman (Pam) was sitting on the bench, holding an icebag in her crotch. And looking pale and NOT happy. Yup, a waxing victim. She told me she was BRUISED.
Ain't no freaking way.
And those I know who keep doing it insist that hurts less each time it's done.
That statement in and of itself would keep me from doing it.
And, *sniff*, sorry I can't go and meet you guys.
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!
well ... it's good for anyone who is spending a fair amount of time down there, I suppose.
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