Tuesday, September 27, 2005

9/27/05

8:33 a.m. I got cussed out for saying "suck ass" on the blog. (That was a quote, Mom, so it doesn't count.) And then I was wearing a sleeveless shirt that was maybe a little low-cut and I got the "Can you adjust the straps higher on that? You're hanging out."

I looked at Mom and said, "So, pretty much you're saying I'm a foul-mouthed hussy?"

So, in deference to my mother and in an effort to reduce my Huss-Factor, I will, from this day forward or at least until spring when it's warm again, wear a pull-over with my skeezer shirts (unless I'm on the prowl).

Furthermore, I will no longer say, "ass". (That was another quote, Mom.) I will only say, "a$$"...which is far less offensive but still gets the point across in a poignant way.

That is all. I'm finished being a smarta$$.

21 comments:

Tamara said...

Ha-ha ha ha-ha! You got in trouble!! NEEENER!!!

Polly's mom... I always think of you when I type disgusting things here... And I always hope really hard that you don't read the comments. :D

*puts quarters in the swear jar to make amends for past transgressions*

Kibby F5 said...

Polly's mom reads this!?

Rut Ro!

.... ah .... we're all REALLY big fans of your daughter ..... er ..... she's great .... ah ... you should be proud of her ... and ... ah, yea

that's all

hopesthishelps,polly

Polly P.I. said...

Eh. Mom's cool with y'all. It didn't take her long to figure out you're a bunch of deviant bottom feeders. ;-)

She actually gets a kick out of the comments.

(Also remember that she has had to deal with my father for several decades, so her expectations for propriety were lowered long, long ago.)

Anonymous-2 said...

Kibby f5 - pretty good imitation of a stutter using a keyboard, I'm impressed.

Polly's Mom - Dear Lady, you know you really can't change her at this late date (that would be any age 18 give or take a few).
If it helps, Polly's loyal blog fans like her just the way she is. And I have an idea if I were the invisible man at one of your family gatherings, I'd see that she got it from you! And that's a good thing.

I am guilty of being a smart-a**. The first time my 30+ yr-old-son zinged me with one, I looked daggers at him. He just shrugged and said "Hey Dad, I come by it honestly"

Just saying ...

Mike Weasel said...

Bottom feeder?! Hey, weasels are predators, not catfish...

Oh, and um, hi mom!

Kibby F5 said...

Thanks anom-2. I get lots of practice.

Bottom dwellers? Think we just moved up the food chain a few links! cooool

insomniac said...

(in a Ralph Wiggum voice)
I'm plankton!

Eleanor said...

Hi Polly's mom!

I'm the Good Girl on the blog, and I would never, never, never say "ass"! (only quoting Polly here)!

Why don't you post something?

p.s. Your daughter takes beautiful pictures!

Slyeyes said...

so, I'm guessing your mom won't let us play together anymore since I said "fart" several times in my previous comment on the other thread.

Well....booger.

Slyeyes said...

so, I'm guessing your mom won't let us play together anymore since I said "fart" several times in my previous comment on the other thread.

Well....booger.

Anonymous-2 said...

Snork ... slyeyes farted twice!

Nancy said...

Ha! She's your MOM, you have to make accomodations for her!

Anonymous City Girl said...

depending on the context, suck ass isn't that bad.

punky said...

Wait ... you can't swear anymore?

Well, that sucks ass.

Bwah!

Higgy said...

Wow - so Polly's Mom actually exists? So I guess it's proof that Polly didn't just spring fully-formed from the head of a god.....

/immense suckup post...

Also refusing to post a comment in here about bottom-feeders and Punky's Kinky Score....

Higgy said...

Oh - and FYI - Polly, bring that shirt to Vegas with you!!!!!

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Polly, I'm sitting here with a gun to my head. Unless you promise to continue wearing low-cut shirts I'm going to pull the trigger. May I also point out that you have a fantastic a$$?

Slyeyes said...

*getting out the Scope AND Listerine after reading "Anonymous City Girl's post*

Anyone got any Dentyne?

Slyeyes said...

Why do I have to "log in" every time I post?

*eyes Polly suspiciously*

You got some sort of filter/block on me??

Your Mama did this after I said "fart", didn't she?

fartfartfartfartfartfart

jane said...

there's nothing wrong with being a foul mouthed hussy!

Anonymous City Girl said...

slyeyes...
I ment that if the context is
My car broke down, it sucks ass.
it's not that bad...
We now know where your mind went. *w*