Thursday, September 22, 2005

9/22/05

10:22 a.m. I just got a call from Corp. The number three guy in the company says to me, "Polly, are you on surveillance right now?"

Well, duh.

"Yes. Of course."

"Oh...cuz we just found this new address for the lady you're tailing. We probably should have gotten that to you before you spent all day yesterday in front of the wrong house."

I laugh. A lot. Because anger leads to the Dark Side.

"Yeah. Sorry about that," he says.

No you're not. You're probably sharpening your little devil horns and giggling to yourself.

Well, I guess I'm off to find this lady's real address.

As the illustrious Dr. Frank would say, that sucks ass.

11 comments:

kibby F5 said...

Sounds like Catbert.

Olga said...

*imagines #3 guy as a less-distinguished Al Pacino (a la "The Devol's Advocate") complete with business suit, pitched fork, and red horns, laughing deviously, "Mwah-ha-ha!"*

punky said...

I use the word ass all the time ...

"This sucks ass"

"This smells like ass"

"This tastes like ass"

That is all.

Carry on.

Anonymous-2 said...

olga continued ...

Then imagine him in a scene from "Constantine", in Hell, with the demons tearing him apart.

motw said...

Dr. Frankensucksass has a nice ring

Anonymous-2 said...

PPI,

Send him a copy of this http://rianjs.net/images/blog/head_up_ass.jpg

Kafaleni said...

That is one serious yoga move, anon-2.

Polly.. send them a bill for your wasted time. You won't get it back, you might as well get paid extra for it.

Jeff Meyerson said...

At least they didn't wait until you came into the office to tell you. I'd switch his chocolates for Ex-Lax but that's just me.

Mike Weasel said...

He'd learn about ass-sucking then! Or maybe ass-blowing. OK, this is getting gross. Um... how bout them Dodgers? Oh, right, they suck ass too.

Nancy said...

Hey Polly PI! Sounds like your life is still full of little surprises!

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