10:22 a.m. I just got a call from Corp. The number three guy in the company says to me, "Polly, are you on surveillance right now?"
Well, duh.
"Yes. Of course."
"Oh...cuz we just found this new address for the lady you're tailing. We probably should have gotten that to you before you spent all day yesterday in front of the wrong house."
I laugh. A lot. Because anger leads to the Dark Side.
"Yeah. Sorry about that," he says.
No you're not. You're probably sharpening your little devil horns and giggling to yourself.
Well, I guess I'm off to find this lady's real address.
As the illustrious Dr. Frank would say, that sucks ass.
7 comments:
Sounds like Catbert.
olga continued ...
Then imagine him in a scene from "Constantine", in Hell, with the demons tearing him apart.
Dr. Frankensucksass has a nice ring
PPI,
Send him a copy of this http://rianjs.net/images/blog/head_up_ass.jpg
At least they didn't wait until you came into the office to tell you. I'd switch his chocolates for Ex-Lax but that's just me.
He'd learn about ass-sucking then! Or maybe ass-blowing. OK, this is getting gross. Um... how bout them Dodgers? Oh, right, they suck ass too.
Hey Polly PI! Sounds like your life is still full of little surprises!
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