Wednesday, May 11, 2005

5/11/05

6:23 a.m. I wake up to the sound of the guy in the room next door blow drying his hair. But I can't complain. I fell asleep around 11p.m. Which give me a whopping 7 hours of sleep!

7:11 a.m. Being well-rested but still slightly groggy, I pull on a t-shirt and the workout pants I wore last night before going downstairs for my crappy bagel breakfast. I step into the elevator and look down. Ew. Sticky. I should have worn my shoes.

I take a cinnamon chip bagel this time and sit down with a dixie cup full of chamomile. This is hardly enough tea to wet my throat. I miss my 64oz mug. I am chatting with another supervisor at the table next to me when I realize that there is something pink hanging out of the bottom of my pants. I wonder what that could be? I bend down and pull out the pair of underwear I had on yesterday. The supervisor next to me just stares. "Cool, huh?" I say to him. "I did that without any hands." I get up and go back upstairs. Ha ha ha. Meetings should be fun today.

5 comments:

slyeyes said...

Bet he was thinking "now THAT beats Flash Dance"

Jeff Meyerson said...

I bend down and pull out the pair of underwear I had on yesterday. The supervisor next to me just stares. "Cool, huh?" I say to him. "I did that without any hands."

Boy Polly, you're pretty quick in the morning, even without caffeine!

Just said...

*has a mental image of a young Polly going "Look Ma! No hands!!!"*

I can't stop laughing Polly... thanks! Of course, I SHOULD be mad that you make the rest of us females that have to use hands look bad.... :)

slyeyes said...

Kinda similar but not really....

A while back, I was in a co-workers office and during the conversation, she sniffed and asked what kind of perfume I was wearing. I said none and she said something smelled really good.

A few minutes later, I was walking down the hallway and felt something kind of tickling my ankle. I looked down and saw a dryer sheet falling out of the leg of my pants suit. I just shook it off and kicked it into the corner and kept walking.

Anonymous said...

ohhhhh my gosh...i should have come here earlier...damned exams
*dies laughing*
*revives self to read other entries*