Tuesday, May 31, 2005

5/31/05a

8:06 a.m. I forgot my bucket this morning and the Diet Mt. Dew and V8 juice are looming large. Curses. I look around for a suitable recepticle but all I have is said Mt. Dew bottle. I just got my truck shampooed out after the unfortunate results of last time this happened.

Hmmm. I consider my options. I could knock on a neighbor's door and ask to use their bathroom. I wonder to myself what I would do if somebody did that to me. I would probably give them a toiletpaper roll and point them to the bushes. The bushes. Not such a bad idea. Except for the indecent exposure thing.

My eyes land on the V8 bottle. Hmmmm. A plan is forming. What if I cut the top off the bottle and made it into a funnel? I could use Mt. Dew bottles to my heart's desire with no fear of spillage.

I am MacGyver.

10 comments:

Susan said...

Trying to remember what V8 bottles look like...wouldn't maybe using the top of the Mt. Dew bottle as a funnel into the larger V8 bottle opening work better?

Higgy said...

I think it's time we put a collection together to get Polly the Pee-Mate - or whatever that funnel-penis-substitute is.

Who's with me?

slyeyes said...

The "bucket" reminds me of the piss bucket and piss boy in "History of the World, Part I"

kibby f5 said...

Glad she stopped when she did. It was getting a little to much TMI.

*wonders if installing a chemical port-a-poty wouldn't be a bad idea*

Brian B said...

What was that thing called?

The indipod?

**puts a buck in the get Polly a port-a-pottie collection plate**

Polly P.I. said...

Brian B, darlin.... email me!

Brat said...

Polly, ever heard of the Bumper Dumper? Take a look here...

http://www.truckstuff4less.com/accessories.htm

Has to be better than a V8 bottle. I'm sure you could figure out some way to like....back the truck into the bushes or a secluded place...

Just saying..

Jeff Meyerson said...

Except for the indecent exposure thing.

I guess it's better than the whole penis thing.

I'm in too, Higgy.

Polly, didn't your mother teach you to go before you leave the house?

Jeff Meyerson said...

Here it is, Higgy - The Whiz.

Really.

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