Sunday, May 08, 2005

Why This Is A Bad Idea

I would probably forget this CELL PHONE STUN GUN isn't real. I'd think I was calling Mom and instead I'd accidentally wipe out my memory.

Note the friendly reminder at the bottom: Does Not Work as a Cellphone, only a Stungun :-)

7 comments:

slyeyes said...

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slyeyes said...

This explains a couple of things:

1) Why no calls are going through and

B) These severe headache.

Eleanor said...

This, IMO, is a must have item! And the price is right, too. I've bookmarked the site in my Shopping Folder.

wysiwyg said...

The reverse could also be a problem:

*Polly is approached by a man with a tire iron*

*Polly whips out mobile phone mistaking it for the taser and presses dial button*

(recorded voice): "Press 1 if you think you can bluff the guy into thinking the mobile is a taser, Press 2 if you think he'd take the mobile instead of your life, Press 3 if you think you can run faster and further than he can...."

kibby_f5 said...

MeThinks you ought to get it for the ex.

Only remove the warning labels!

Brat said...

I wonder if you can buy these things in bulk. I could start a "Commuter Cell Phone" service. Maybe that would get some of these bozos off the road who cannot resist talking on the phone at 80mph.....OFF THE ROAD.

Possibly a little extreme...

Naw....

Jeff Meyerson said...

This is a classic. I think Rita needs to give one to her ungrateful daughter.