Monday, July 11, 2005

7/11/05

7:46 a.m. I got in yesterday afternoon at 4pm. It was good to be home. Well, until my dad and my brother-in-law threw me in the pool. At least they were civilized about it...they let me take my watch and sunglasses off first. And I have to admit the cold water felt good after driving all day.

I am set up at an intersection this morning. The house I'm on is a corner lot. I actually know this area pretty well because I grew up here. This is a golf course neighborhood. You know...one of those neighborhoods where the houses are enormous but they are only 3 inches apart. One of those neighborhoods that was clearcut 10 years ago so the biggest trees around only have a trunk circumference about the size of my left bicep.

I am taking video of the Subject's wife. She opened the garage door a few minutes ago and is bending over digging in the trash. I think that maybe she lost something..threw something away that she didn't intend to. I wonder what she would think if she knew that somebody was videotaping her rear end right now?

17 comments:

Punky Brewster said...

Oh ... and no one's butt looks good from that angle ... well except maybe Ms. Polly "brownie eating metabolism like a 12 year old boy" PI's bottom ... I'm still not over it. :)

(nothing "butt" love for you, Polly)

xo

Polly P.I. said...

*loves Punky a brownie*

My secret is a new diet I contracted in Puerto Rico. It's guaranteed to work wonders and you can eat whatever you want.

Austin said...

Welcome to the wonderful land of Minnesota!

Now I'll have to be on the look out for the suspicious car!

Punky "not a fan of worms" Brewster said...

I think I'll wait and see how well that contracted diet works for you, Polly, before I try it out for myself. ;) Keep me posted. :)

kibby F5 said...

Your "left bicep"? What? Your right one's a different size?

Polly: Sorry, I can't fit into this blouse.

Attendent: Hum, don't know if we carry that in the "larger-right-arm" size. I'll go in back to look.

Polly P.I. said...

DING DING DING!!!

Congratulations, Kibby! I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to comment on the left bicep thing...

mike weasel said...

You videotaped someone else's rear end. I'm beginning to think you like it...

MrFisher said...

Polly'sBoss: Does there appear to be an end in sight?
Polly: yes, I'm looking at one right now.
Polly'sBoss: Good. Are you sure there's plenty there to go on.
P: If she had to haul arse, she'd have to make two trips, sir.
Polly'sBoss Great! I was afraid after you being gone for a few days you might get a little behind in your work.

*groan*

Marie said...

I'm surprised no one has shouted "Wet shirt!" yet. The men would love to get their dirty little paws on a picture of you thrown into the pool, Polly.

Marvin | Paranoid Android said...

Marie - hmmph! I take offense at your comment. I would wash my hands first. And after.

*rinse*

Olga said...

I have been reading my best friend, Polly's blog since the beginning. Now that she has finally mentioned me (read: Olga, her Swedish friend), I've finally decided to comment.
I've known Polly since 1990. Our friendship was cemented when she let one rip (very loudly on a wooden bench) while we were folding programs for the fall choir concert (read: clapping sopranos). We laughed so hard then and have been laughing ever since.
We've gotten in our share of trouble, getting kicked out of Burger King while skipping class, walking through the skyways at night in downtown St. Paul, that kind of thing. (A story for another time, perhaps.) Ask Polly about the elevator... (smirk).

Polly P.I. said...

Olga!!! You FINALLY posted!

You must be punished for telling the world that I burped, though. I am certain my image as a demure and delicate creature is ruined... (ahem)

Olga is an editor for a publishing house, by the way. I waited to tell her about my blog because I was afraid she'd critique a few posts and run out of ink in her evil red correction pen.

Be gentle, Olga.

Olga said...

Ah yes, the burp that was heard 'round the world (or at least in the music hall).
And you're writing isn't THAT bad! It wouldn't bleed too much if I were to use my red pen. Just a few paper cuts.

I'm enjoying reading the exploits of my favorite P.I. (plus, she's the only one I know).

Marvin | Paranoid Android said...

oh, you mean she burped? I thought you meant she let something else 'rip'...

Polly P.I. said...

Yes, I was afraid you might think that.

Also, just let me qualify that was the LAST TIME I ever burped.

In fact, I have had boyfriends I was with in long-term relationships who never even heard me tinkle, let alone burp.

Nancy said...

Being thrown into a swimming pool sounds like a LOT of fun!

mike weasel said...

Wow! Most women can't hold it that long.