Sunday, May 08, 2005

Why This Is A Bad Idea

I would probably forget this CELL PHONE STUN GUN isn't real. I'd think I was calling Mom and instead I'd accidentally wipe out my memory.

Note the friendly reminder at the bottom: Does Not Work as a Cellphone, only a Stungun :-)

5 comments:

DonnaJo said...

This explains a couple of things:

1) Why no calls are going through and

B) These severe headache.

Anonymous said...

This, IMO, is a must have item! And the price is right, too. I've bookmarked the site in my Shopping Folder.

Anonymous said...

The reverse could also be a problem:

*Polly is approached by a man with a tire iron*

*Polly whips out mobile phone mistaking it for the taser and presses dial button*

(recorded voice): "Press 1 if you think you can bluff the guy into thinking the mobile is a taser, Press 2 if you think he'd take the mobile instead of your life, Press 3 if you think you can run faster and further than he can...."

Anonymous said...

MeThinks you ought to get it for the ex.

Only remove the warning labels!

Anonymous said...

This is a classic. I think Rita needs to give one to her ungrateful daughter.