Wednesday, August 10, 2005

8/10/05

8:22 a.m. I'm outside of a Citgo gas station on the west side of Chicago today. This is a great place to set up because the Citgo has a Subway sandwich shop in it (lunch) and there is a real bathroom just a few feet away if the need should arise. The west side is a pretty good area. Maybe a five on the Scary Neighborhood Scale (SNS). The guy I'm surveilling lives in a two-story brick apartment building next door.

This should be an interesting case. Subject reportedly owns and operates a night club downtown. I'm supposed to return tomorrow night and hang out in the club pretending I'm trolling for men. It should be fun...depending on what type of club it is, I suppose. It would be just my luck if it were a gay bar. In which case I'd be trolling for women? Or I could pretend I'm a really excellent female impersonator. I'd get all the rest of the female impersonators jealous.

More later....

13 comments:

Dave said...

I vote on the female impersonator he he he. You'll do great with it and have a ball he hehe good luck :-)

Higgy said...

Unless Polly can grow an Adam's apple between now and tomorrow night, I don' think the female impersonator gig is going to fly...

I say she poofs the hair up big, puts on the the tiny halter top and cruises for "butches"...

Either way, let's have some pictures!!!

Polly P.I. said...

Higgy... Turtleneck.

Although it's kinda hot for that. How about a scarf?

kibby F5 said...

tiny halter and photos!

Polly P.I. said...

I didn't realize we were taking a vote.

When did this blog become a democracy?

Marie said...

I vote for the sparkly pants to make a comeback!

Eleanor said...

Polly - Western cowboy look, bandana covers throat, hair under cowboy hat, etc.

kibby - get a grip!!

kibby F5 said...

sorry

with a cowboy hat!

Polly P.I. said...

hehe

Higgy said...

Ok, ok , fine - tiny halter top and a cowboy hat. Happy now? I think this is a good compromise outfit.

Now, for the bottoms - we've got one vote for sparkly pants - I'd like to throw in a vote for Daisy Duke shorts!

The pictures are non-negotiable!

Nancy said...

Have fun!!!

Brat said...

A blog owned by a female-type-person who describes herself as a "handful" a Democracy

NOT

Kinda like my Mom used to take a vote, on what the family wanted to do, but retained veto power.

Jeff Meyerson said...

I vote with Higgy...or Kibby... or Higgy...hell, both. As long as there are pictures and a halter top.