Friday, August 05, 2005

8/5/05

10:22 a.m. I found out my Subject is for sure working at the local hospital. I went inside to look around but the good doc is cloistered safely behind the receptionist's desk.

So, I called and made an appointment for an OB check-up (OH THE THINGS I DO TO CRACK A CASE) at 1pm.

I better get extra pay for this...

38 comments:

Tamara said...

Don't forget to take photos!

I'm sorry, I had to say that... ...I feel so dirty...

punky brewster said...

You called today and got an appointment for today.

Well ... that's unheard of in the OBGYN world.

Inconceivable!

Ha! Get it? Inconceiveable.

I kill myself.

punky brewster said...

*bats eyelashes*

Hi Tamara.

Polly P.I. said...

I hope Peri hurries up and gets here.

If she makes it in time she can come and join me for my appointment. I can say I think I'm pregnant and Peri will pose as my sister. That way she can bring the video camera in and we'll say she's documenting it all for posterity.

(Just remember, Peri, we're trying to get video of the DOCTOR...)

wolfie said...

You may be trying for video of the doctor, but some of us are hoping for video of something else entirely.

Did I say that out loud? Sorry.

*slinks off embarrassed*

Eleanor said...

*makes popcorn to share with everyone while we watch the video*

woo, hoo!!

Tamara said...

No, Laynie--the term you are looking for is "hoo hoo".

Hiya, Punkster.

MrFisher said...

not big on popcorn, instead I like to have ho hos with my hoo hoos.

*cracks a beer and gets comfy*

Punky- You just like to stirrup things, no doubt about it.

MOTW said...

wonder if Dr Subject will find any traces of the spray-paint tan ...

punky brewster said...

polly ... make it really good.

tell her you think you're pregnant and then have Peri engage iin idle conversation with you saying things like ...

"I wonder which one is the Daddy?"

"Guess you shouldn't have drank that quart of tequila last night"

"Do you Vinny will let you keep dancing when you start to show?"

"Momma will be so proud. We should see if she is out of solitary and if we can visit her yet."

"Hope it's not Daddy's"

You know ... stuff like that.

Polly P.I. said...

LOL, Punky!!

I am for sure gonna have to make an excuse to get out to Connecticut...

Polly P.I. said...

Okay, kiddos...

Talk to you in an hour or so.

Heaven knows I haven't felt the joy of a speculum in oh, so long...

punky brewster said...

p.s.

It should have been:

"Do you THINK Vinny will let you keep dancing when you start to show?"

But y'all were probably too busy thinking about Peri filming Polly's beav--, er, appointment to notice.

Slyeyes said...

I think Peri should pose as your lesbian life partner; and the father is David Crosby.

Punky Brewster said...

Too hard to believe, sly.

The father should be Elton John.

Bwah!

Punky Brewster said...

I.
Am.
So.
Bored.
Must.
Not.
Eat.
Chocolate.

Brat said...

why
not
being
bored
never
stopped
you
before

Rumor-Tamara said...

Punky is sobered. Pass it on.

thor said...

obgyn visit. not quite like riding the mechanical bull as you had planned...

Olga said...

Will your company pay for your exam? I can just hear the conversation with Stinky Jimmy about your expense report now:

Jimmy:
OB/GYN appointment?! Why the ^&%# is that listed here?

Polly:
Well, I was investigating a doctor and I'd had one too many rides on the mechanical bull in my bikini the night before...

Olga said...

One more question, Polly-

If your company DOES pay, are they entitled to know the results?

Inquiring minds (Olga, B-Dubbs, and Thor) want to know.

Punky Brewster said...

brat ... are you implying I eat too much chocolate?

*patiently waits for an answer*

I'm sober! THAT'S the problem!!

*runs to find tequila*

Brat said...

Punkster - you can't outrun your MOAT rep.

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.

Punky Brewster said...

You mean I can stop running now?

MrFisher said...

Punky come hither.

This dierection does the tequila floweth today.

So, tell me, what's the white trash per capita in Conneticut anyways?

Punky Brewster said...

Fish ... ummm ... perhaps you could make that question multiple choice?

*hithers over to Fish*

MrFisher said...

Pours a round for the house while making Punky multiple, choices*

Ok, well, let's see. Actually by per capita, what I meant was How did you learn so much about our coveted Oklahoma trailer park culture?

Kafaleni said...

Poor Polly.

She must be so traumatised by the experience, she's been rendered blog-mute.

Marie said...

I'm on tenterhooks! I hope Polly updates us soon.

Slyeyes said...

Doctor: HEY! There's a camera in here!

Polly: Smile, you're on Candida Camera!

Graz said...

Waiting......

Leetie said...

maybe the doc found the hidden camera in her koochie.

Marvin | Paranoid Android said...

I don't know how to tell you this, ma'am, but...but...you have a camera lodged in your hoo hoo

What, that? Oh, that's nothing. Don't worry about it.

Oh? Oh! OK, then! Well, in that case, a clean bill of health! Way to go. Feel free to grab a lollipop on your way out.

Kafaleni said...

*snork* Marvin

Blogchik said...

Can't wait to hear how your little visit went!

I always hate getting tweezed downstairs, myself. At least the company will pay for it. :)

Jeff Meyerson said...

This is better than the movies, Polly. We should pay you for this stuff.

LOL to Punky for the "who's the daddy?" stuff and to Sly for "David Crosby".

Slyeyes said...

Ah, come on people! "Candida Camera?"

Nothing? Bueller?

Polly P.I. said...

LOL, Sly... Peri and I were crying we were laughing so hard.