THE NEW WEIRDEST THING I'VE SEEN. The previous weirdest thing I'd seen was a guy in a Confederate uniform riding a unicycle by my truck. This grocery cart replete with dog (YES IT'S REAL) and coat-of-arms sitting outside of the post office beats that.
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OMG! Is that dog real??????
Wait! I meant ...
OMGWTFBBQ! Is that dog real???
YES!! It's owner was a homeless guy wearing a flag hat and zebra striped pants. (He was inside harassing the patrons.)
Say the secret woid and you win the lovely armored suit!
I'll get you, my pretty ... and your little dog, too!
*wicked laugh*
Only in America can a homeless guy have his own suit of armor. Shrink wrapped at that.
That puppy has to be relieved the guy ran out of shrink wrap.
Upon further reflection, I think the reason that guy is homeless is because he spent all of his money buying crap on QVC.
Now who would throw away a perfectly good Suit of Armour like that? Suppose the dog's guarding it?
It's a shame when folks go throwin' out a perfectly good white boy like that.
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