Monday, August 22, 2005


9:14 a.m. I have received no less than 15 calls so far this morning from new investigator Minnie. I am not exaggerating.

"Polly, the Subject just walked out and picked up the paper! What do I do?"

"Polly, she answered the phone!"

"Polly, the license plates don't come back to her! Does that mean I leave?"

"Polly, her husband left for work. Should I follow him?"

"Polly, when I called directory assistance they said the number was private."

"Polly, sometimes I think that I would like to run off and join the circus."

This is going to be a long, long day. I'm worried Minnie is one of those people that refuses to think so as to avoid having to make a decision so as to avoid being wrong. I'm hopeful that it's just the first day jitters.


Eleanor said...

Good luck with your day, Polly - stay calm...take a xanax...

Higgy said...

Tell Minnie to take a Xanax... or lay off the coffee!

I hate when people ignore timezones!

Nancy said...

Omigosh -- just like those people on Survivor who refuse to make decisions!

Vote her off!

Minnie (kibby) F5 said...

Polly, did you take the garbage out?