10:22 a.m. I found out my Subject is for sure working at the local hospital. I went inside to look around but the good doc is cloistered safely behind the receptionist's desk.
So, I called and made an appointment for an OB check-up (OH THE THINGS I DO TO CRACK A CASE) at 1pm.
I better get extra pay for this...
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You called today and got an appointment for today.
Well ... that's unheard of in the OBGYN world.
Inconceivable!
Ha! Get it? Inconceiveable.
I kill myself.
*bats eyelashes*
Hi Tamara.
I hope Peri hurries up and gets here.
If she makes it in time she can come and join me for my appointment. I can say I think I'm pregnant and Peri will pose as my sister. That way she can bring the video camera in and we'll say she's documenting it all for posterity.
(Just remember, Peri, we're trying to get video of the DOCTOR...)
You may be trying for video of the doctor, but some of us are hoping for video of something else entirely.
Did I say that out loud? Sorry.
*slinks off embarrassed*
*makes popcorn to share with everyone while we watch the video*
woo, hoo!!
not big on popcorn, instead I like to have ho hos with my hoo hoos.
*cracks a beer and gets comfy*
Punky- You just like to stirrup things, no doubt about it.
wonder if Dr Subject will find any traces of the spray-paint tan ...
polly ... make it really good.
tell her you think you're pregnant and then have Peri engage iin idle conversation with you saying things like ...
"I wonder which one is the Daddy?"
"Guess you shouldn't have drank that quart of tequila last night"
"Do you Vinny will let you keep dancing when you start to show?"
"Momma will be so proud. We should see if she is out of solitary and if we can visit her yet."
"Hope it's not Daddy's"
You know ... stuff like that.
LOL, Punky!!
I am for sure gonna have to make an excuse to get out to Connecticut...
Okay, kiddos...
Talk to you in an hour or so.
Heaven knows I haven't felt the joy of a speculum in oh, so long...
p.s.
It should have been:
"Do you THINK Vinny will let you keep dancing when you start to show?"
But y'all were probably too busy thinking about Peri filming Polly's beav--, er, appointment to notice.
I think Peri should pose as your lesbian life partner; and the father is David Crosby.
Too hard to believe, sly.
The father should be Elton John.
Bwah!
I.
Am.
So.
Bored.
Must.
Not.
Eat.
Chocolate.
why
not
being
bored
never
stopped
you
before
Punky is sobered. Pass it on.
obgyn visit. not quite like riding the mechanical bull as you had planned...
brat ... are you implying I eat too much chocolate?
*patiently waits for an answer*
I'm sober! THAT'S the problem!!
*runs to find tequila*
Punkster - you can't outrun your MOAT rep.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
You mean I can stop running now?
Punky come hither.
This dierection does the tequila floweth today.
So, tell me, what's the white trash per capita in Conneticut anyways?
Fish ... ummm ... perhaps you could make that question multiple choice?
*hithers over to Fish*
Pours a round for the house while making Punky multiple, choices*
Ok, well, let's see. Actually by per capita, what I meant was How did you learn so much about our coveted Oklahoma trailer park culture?
Doctor: HEY! There's a camera in here!
Polly: Smile, you're on Candida Camera!
Waiting......
maybe the doc found the hidden camera in her koochie.
Can't wait to hear how your little visit went!
I always hate getting tweezed downstairs, myself. At least the company will pay for it. :)
This is better than the movies, Polly. We should pay you for this stuff.
LOL to Punky for the "who's the daddy?" stuff and to Sly for "David Crosby".
Ah, come on people! "Candida Camera?"
Nothing? Bueller?
LOL, Sly... Peri and I were crying we were laughing so hard.
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