Friday, August 05, 2005

8/5/05

10:22 a.m. I found out my Subject is for sure working at the local hospital. I went inside to look around but the good doc is cloistered safely behind the receptionist's desk.

So, I called and made an appointment for an OB check-up (OH THE THINGS I DO TO CRACK A CASE) at 1pm.

I better get extra pay for this...

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

You called today and got an appointment for today.

Well ... that's unheard of in the OBGYN world.

Inconceivable!

Ha! Get it? Inconceiveable.

I kill myself.

Anonymous said...

*bats eyelashes*

Hi Tamara.

PollyME said...

I hope Peri hurries up and gets here.

If she makes it in time she can come and join me for my appointment. I can say I think I'm pregnant and Peri will pose as my sister. That way she can bring the video camera in and we'll say she's documenting it all for posterity.

(Just remember, Peri, we're trying to get video of the DOCTOR...)

Anonymous said...

You may be trying for video of the doctor, but some of us are hoping for video of something else entirely.

Did I say that out loud? Sorry.

*slinks off embarrassed*

Anonymous said...

*makes popcorn to share with everyone while we watch the video*

woo, hoo!!

MrFisher said...

not big on popcorn, instead I like to have ho hos with my hoo hoos.

*cracks a beer and gets comfy*

Punky- You just like to stirrup things, no doubt about it.

Anonymous said...

wonder if Dr Subject will find any traces of the spray-paint tan ...

Anonymous said...

polly ... make it really good.

tell her you think you're pregnant and then have Peri engage iin idle conversation with you saying things like ...

"I wonder which one is the Daddy?"

"Guess you shouldn't have drank that quart of tequila last night"

"Do you Vinny will let you keep dancing when you start to show?"

"Momma will be so proud. We should see if she is out of solitary and if we can visit her yet."

"Hope it's not Daddy's"

You know ... stuff like that.

PollyME said...

LOL, Punky!!

I am for sure gonna have to make an excuse to get out to Connecticut...

PollyME said...

Okay, kiddos...

Talk to you in an hour or so.

Heaven knows I haven't felt the joy of a speculum in oh, so long...

Anonymous said...

p.s.

It should have been:

"Do you THINK Vinny will let you keep dancing when you start to show?"

But y'all were probably too busy thinking about Peri filming Polly's beav--, er, appointment to notice.

DonnaJo said...

I think Peri should pose as your lesbian life partner; and the father is David Crosby.

Anonymous said...

Too hard to believe, sly.

The father should be Elton John.

Bwah!

Anonymous said...

I.
Am.
So.
Bored.
Must.
Not.
Eat.
Chocolate.

Anonymous said...

why
not
being
bored
never
stopped
you
before

Anonymous said...

Punky is sobered. Pass it on.

Anonymous said...

obgyn visit. not quite like riding the mechanical bull as you had planned...

Anonymous said...

brat ... are you implying I eat too much chocolate?

*patiently waits for an answer*

I'm sober! THAT'S the problem!!

*runs to find tequila*

Anonymous said...

Punkster - you can't outrun your MOAT rep.

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.

Anonymous said...

You mean I can stop running now?

MrFisher said...

Punky come hither.

This dierection does the tequila floweth today.

So, tell me, what's the white trash per capita in Conneticut anyways?

Anonymous said...

Fish ... ummm ... perhaps you could make that question multiple choice?

*hithers over to Fish*

MrFisher said...

Pours a round for the house while making Punky multiple, choices*

Ok, well, let's see. Actually by per capita, what I meant was How did you learn so much about our coveted Oklahoma trailer park culture?

DonnaJo said...

Doctor: HEY! There's a camera in here!

Polly: Smile, you're on Candida Camera!

Graz said...

Waiting......

Leetie said...

maybe the doc found the hidden camera in her koochie.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear how your little visit went!

I always hate getting tweezed downstairs, myself. At least the company will pay for it. :)

Anonymous said...

This is better than the movies, Polly. We should pay you for this stuff.

LOL to Punky for the "who's the daddy?" stuff and to Sly for "David Crosby".

DonnaJo said...

Ah, come on people! "Candida Camera?"

Nothing? Bueller?

PollyME said...

LOL, Sly... Peri and I were crying we were laughing so hard.