Wednesday, June 22, 2005

6/22/05

6:48 a.m. Today I almost brushed my teeth with triple antibiotic ointment. And I just noticed that I am still wearing my velvety red pajamas with the silver stars all over them. No wonder the lady at the gas station was looking at me funny.

I had no Subject activity yesterday. My girl was home when I made a pretext call, but she never left the house. Which is kind of a good thing since I was being bombarded with telephone calls and emails from corporate. Apparently, there is a high priority case here in Chicago that MUST be worked on June 28. My best investigator is on vacation and I *snicker* am flying into Puerto Rico that day. All my other investigators are on cases. Stinky Jimmy informed me that I am supposed to move the earth and stars in order to make this thing happen. So, I will have to pull Hummer off of two jobs in Michigan and bring him out here. I hate to do this to you, Chicago, but it can't be helped.

In other news, the CEO of the company is being so NICE to me ever since he sent me porn! For example, last week I had a case I wanted to send an investigator on in southwestern Minnesota but he rejected the travel expense. Miraculously, the request was re-evaluated and accepted yesterday. Coincidence?

I take a swig of Mylanta. Shouldn't have had that ranchero breakfast wrap.

10 comments:

Marvin | Paranoid Android said...

Wow, Polly, 3780 People have visited your blog! I've had a site on geocities up and running for 4 years and it just broke 1000 this year.

Marvin | Paranoid Android said...

But to be fair, the cumulative amount of hits I've had on ALL the pages combined is over 6000. But still, your blog has only been up since May.

Polly P.I. said...

Marvin,

I have been averaging between 250 and 300 hits a day recently and growing.

If any of you have friends, family, enemies.. that you think would enjoy this blog, please pass on the link.

Slyeyes said...

re brushing your teeth with triple antibiotic ointment.

Now I don't feel so back spraying Pledge on my George Foreman Grill instead of Pam.

Oh, wait, you said you ALMOST did.

Never mind.

Jeff Meyerson said...

Coincidence? I think not.

Were you wearing the red velvet pj's when you bought the rancho burrito wrap? Where's the crapcam when we need it??

Eleanor said...

I showed your pic to a (male) friend of mine (not CG) who thinks you're hot, so I gave him the link - he called me the next day and asked for more pictures *snork*

Higgy said...

Hey - we ALL want more pictures!!!

Brat said...

brushing teeth with ointment....

visual image of PPI doing a lot of spitting and tossing things around the bathroom, air turning blue etc.

ImageWig - the commercial for the women's shaver that shows the shavee sitting on the side of the tub....and spraying shaving cream in her face. I lke that one. Now I can add the visualization of an irate Polly brushing her teeth with ointment. Snork.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're using mylanta. It will make your tummy feel better.

Polly P.I. said...

You taught me well, anonymous.