Thursday, June 09, 2005

HERMENEUTICS! PAEDOBAPTISM! TRANSUBSTANTIATION!

I'll just throw around a few $10 words from this THEOLOGICAL TERMINOLOGY DICTIONARY when I go undercover tomorrow.

P.S. I think that I once ate an egg salad sandwich that was hermeneutically sealed in plastic.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow - some of those terms hurt my tongue!

Anonymous said...

so this is what a priet keeps himself busy... sigh. polly if they find out how excitin ur job is they'll probably crucify u or sumtn.. keep on ur toes ;)

k

Anonymous said...

ooops.. "priest", talkin of which, i thought preachers were supposed to be righteous devout men.. priests pulling insurance schemes,wat is the world coming to! No more sunday church for me!

Anonymous said...

I usually keep my egg salad in a mayo jar on Funk and Wagnel's porch. At least until noon.

Anonymous said...

You seem to have forgotten 'COGNITIVE DISSONANCE'